Kensi: I can say touché if I want.
Deeks: Yeah, you can say it, but it doesn’t make any sense. If I say something and you say something witty in return, which by the way is highly unlikely, let’s just say for the sake of argument you do, probably by accident, then and only then would I say “touché”.
Kensi: Yeah, see I just think you’re mad I beat you to it.
Deeks: That’s not how it works, only the person being bested can say touché. You know what, let me just drop some knowledge on you for a second alright. It’s French, it comes from fencing, it means “to touch”. So if I were to touch you with my sword then you would say “touché”.
Kensi: Then I wouldn’t say it, because you ain’t never touching me with your sword, Zorro.
Deeks: Wow, that just happened.
2x02 & 3x02
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so you’re saying it’s about my character?
yeah, something like that
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How’s that for communication?
I never ever, ever know what the hell you’re talking about because you never say what you mean.
“You talk to Kensi this much during a stake out?”
“How’s that for communication?”
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You never ever ever know what the hell your talking about because you never say what you mean, so frustrating it’s like working with a fourteen…
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